A very cheap shot at the Catholic church...

Received this joke over SMS a few minutes ago. Made me ROFLMAO.

A priest is very fond of his rooster and brood of hens. One day, the rooster goes missing. And that made the priest upset.

The next day in church, he asked everyone, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men in the congregation stood up.

"No, I mean has anybody seen a cock?"
Now all the women stood up.

"No, I mean has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.

"No!" he says angrily, "Has anybody seen my cock???"
All the choir boys stood up!